Jesus. +1

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

Anthony, there is help.

Since when is “Cheney” unpronounceable?

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

i am waiting for some savvy network to start implementing VR sports games. Imagine, maybe, for a large bowl or playoff game there is a section of the stands that has no seats, just 5000 poles with dual cameras on top, and a litlte motor. People at home on their couch could pay (x) amount and reserve a ‘seat’. So you…

“No way a single jet could do that much damage.” - Pete Carroll

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

Throwing back home run balls is fucking dumb. Unless you’re Henry Rowengartner.

This is me during most episodes this season.

We always seem to present things as “innocent until proven guilty” vs “believe the victim”, but that’s really a false dichotomy. I have no problem with our judicial system setting a high bar for conviction, even in cases of rape/sexual assault. What I have issue with is that so few reports are even taken seriously…

Eagerly awaiting all the people with poor reading comprehension who will see that Jezebel posted an essay on false allegations and immediately assume we are arguing that they are unimportant/nonexistent (despite this entire essay being written to say the opposite)—but I mainly came down here to say that I thoroughly…

I’m no great basketball mind, but to me, he looks like the most pivotal player on that team.

Does anybody remember The Swan Princess?

Just thank him and be cool to him. Don’t make it weird. And avoid bell peppers.

It’s Boston. I think you mean it would be like putting 10 pounds of shit into 5 pounds of shit.

Shenmue was greater than the sum of its parts. I, too, remember playing the original and finding it to be just a decent adventure game, a decent RPG, a decent fighting game, and a decent set of interactive cutscenes. Nothing spectacular.

You literally have no imagination.

Siskel & Ebert must think Tannehill likes every damn movie he sees.