I am pleased to see buttfumble making it's way into everyday speech.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

Gosh, I haven't seen this many highlights since it was Gronk's turn to pick for the NFLPA's book club.

Fucking women right in the pussy

Do you want it in RGB or CMYK?

With the first pick in the 2015 NFL draft, the Detroit Lions select... Dillon Day.

Well NOW I believe the rumor about Peyton's fuckpad and countless mistresses.

"The employee has been terminated"

You can start an energy drink called "Outside Sources" and use this clip to claim Cary Williams as a spokesperson forever.

That's crystal clear.

He was misquoted, he was actually referring to oil in the Middle East

Riley Cooper will fight every Redskin here.

My 6 year old son just asked me if that was his first time tackling someone.

I assume your point is that white people lack coordination.

Adrian, Ray, please note the fists do not come in contact with the child or woman.

Tell him that over the phone and see how that works out...

I bet some players' wives and girlfriends would appreciate those pink mouthguards.

Devin Hester would be quick to point out that he had extraordinary blocking his first two years. The Bears let go of much of that exceptional special teams group at the same time they turned Hester into a WR.

"We had two bags of gysahl greens, seventy-five pieces of phoenix down, five hi-powered elixirs, a saltshaker half-full of smelling salts, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored hypers, tranquilizers, eye drops, echo screens... Also, a quart of remedy, a quart of holy water, a case of potions, a pint of raw ether, and…