MLB: Jonathan, we're suspending you for 7 games

Nothing new for the NFL to look at a video and then do nothing about it.

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What kind of mangled dicks have you seen that remotely resemble croissants and lobster tails?

That happens to me all the time! And for me it's always one of those, "Oh, why didn't I think of that sooner?" derp moments.

Meanwhile, Joe Biden is still waiting for that stuffed Pikachu he ordered off the internet yesterday...

I just interpreted it to mean Goodell faces punishment instead of doling it out. The hunter is now the hunted...

[Jason Whitlock weighs in on Roger Goodell]

Sometimes I feel like finding an old broken Dreamcast and converting its shell into a mini gaming PC and pretend it's a Dreamcast 2.

Pretty sad that the kid actually playing football is the only one not carrying.

Have you seen the sleeveless 2nd Amendment ones?

Leonard Little (who killed a wife/mother) was arrested for DWI a few years after the manslaughter.

You're right, and very proud of yourself apparently. It was a quick example I put out there while at work without much thought. Here's a sports-related example from George Carlin:

I would start with all of these:

Well, at least fabebd didn't say anything stupid.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

The last person I'd expect to accidentally say something offensive is that big Ferry.

More proof that these owners are scared as shit after the Sterling situation. Silver's commissioner run has been really interesting so far.

The seats in their cars...