Yes, and murder happens everywhere. That doesn't mean I feel as unsafe in NYC today as I would've 20 years ago when the murder rate was 3x as high. Rate of rape is the issue here.

Man, St. Louis is the worst. I bet there's a Gregg Easterbrook statue in front of city hall.

I would totally do this if I had an otter. And since I'm an otter too, we would hold hands and never be separated. It would be otterly beautiful.

There are moments when you can't even rage at what just happened to you, that was one of them.

"What a stupid name for an article, I guess let's see what the hell it is... probably something stupid about a tree in Maj-

Sometimes, late at night, you can still hear the faint ghostly shrieks of "Those pork chops aren't ringing up? That must mean they're frreeeeEEEEeeeee..."

Christ, even Jolie Kerr has to use burner accounts. Thanks, Kinja!

If you're gonna bring back someone, bring back Bobby Kennedy. Yes, JFK's assassination was traumatic, but losing RFK was the point when things started to wobble and spiral badly for the country.

My friend has cancer. No wonder he's a fun guy.

I am feeling so fucking good about my parenting choices right now and I say that as someone who accidentally kicked my sick child in the head yesterday (dark hallway, kid unexpectedly on floor just inside doorway, bygones). Thank you Heather Young. Thank you!

I went to a wedding where the minister blessed the groom's sperm.

I can admit that I caught some skin in a zipper once. Having extra skin would up the odds for it happening more frequently, so I'm perfectly happy as is.

it gets stuck on stuff

My husband stepped on my dress a few times, but I had it bustled so it wasn't that bad.

We did the foxtrot to "Somewhere Beyond the Sea" by Bobby Darrin. We got married in Tobago. It was awesome.

The picture we have framed from our wedding?

u comfy there in ur armchair bro?

Never gets old

Rihanardo. RIHANARDO. DAMNIT, people.