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Yeah, I dunno if guys can fall asleep midway through without discomfort. Sorry, dudes.

That, as they say, is good Kinja.

This. I had medical issues that zapped my libido and energy and made sex painful. I've walked in on my now-husband masturbating to porn, woken up to him masturbating in bed, you name it. Depending on my mood I'd say an encouraging/approving word and move on, or occasionally lend a hand or mouth. I was always happy…

Hubby and I go to bed at different times, so I always rub one out and fall asleep, usually without finishing. He doesn't give two shits about it. He prefers it in the morning anyway, which is totally weird, but I'm down.

This is a public service, imo. Amazon Prime is so beneficial to so many people who do a lot of shopping online.

This is a public service, imo. Amazon Prime is so beneficial to so many people who do a lot of shopping online.

Given that it's not an ad I would not do that.

Given that it's not an ad I would not do that.

This Baby

I often embedded as a reporter with units in Iraq/Afghanistan and found that shitting in a warzone to be a tad all-consuming. Unless you're on a big base with tons of toilet trailers, you dread the...shit...out of evacuation and always feel relieved when it's done for the day and you've given your brown starfish a…

I have a pretty good poop story that is the polar opposite of all of these poop stories, because it is a tale of incredible, life altering constipation. When I was kid, around 3 or 4, I was nuts. I didn't want to go to the bathroom. Not because i was too busy doing stuff like normal kids, I just...I remember not…

Do you seriously expect me to read all these shitty stories?

I always forget you are a pie hater.

This is unacceptable. In this day and age, to make a mistake of that nature? I mean, everyone has their own style, but you need to be really careful what you do these days and how you use the internet. ESPN recruiters are supposed to be role models for young kids, and this type of behavior is certainly not exemplary.…

I wanted to be sure you were right in your assessment so I watched the video. Needed to be thorough before I gave you a star, so I watched it again. I can say your description seems correct, but I better go watch it again to be sure.

Anyone who got to click on it before the tweet was deleted: want to enlighten us?

R.B.G. can do whatever the fuck she wants.

I'm sorry but I call shenanigans on this.

Speaking as a man, something tells me if this kid posed as a proctologist or a urologist he would have been charged with something...

Absolutely zero snark from me on this story. This man's clearly a victim. Anyone who saw more than one Taken movie certainly didn't do so of their own volition.

While I agree with your desire to challenge the first person's post—after all, if someone with curves wants to cosplay as Morrigan, I wouldn't mind at all—I too believe that comments about the person shouldn't be completely off-limits, but for different reasons. There's a plus size black lady whose name I sadly…