Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?

Impressed with their ability to enrich themselves on the backs of others and to exploit a professional hockey player relentlessly, Gary Bettman has offered the Johnsons an expansion franchise.

Well, if OSU wins, we know ESPN wasn't in on the fix.

i told u I wanna check u out make sure i like the goods

I watched it live and it was pretty boring to watch...but a hella amazing achievement and very interesting to hear his explanation about angling and how he used sound and spacial awareness after flips and jumps and such to build a mental image of his surroundings. I'm glad I watched. It was even more touching when he…

...uh, you do know I'm a Texan, right? You do know I went to school at UT and was a member of the capitol press corps? Oh, and I did my graduate work at another Texas university in government and political science? Uh huh. I thought not.

Thank you for allowing me to come down from my place of high emotion and talk a little more rationally about all of the facets involved! :)

Would you say the same thing about a differently abled guest that needed wheelchair access? How about a vegetarian?

You bring up many good points. Copying and pasting my reply to someone else since it covers the same stuff.

The only time I've ever gone to a casino has been with Tommy Craggs. He's obsessed with following the probabilistic rules of proper gambling, focusing on "the process" instead of playing blackjack in a way that might possibly be enjoyable. It's like watching an old man slowly masturbating to CSPAN without any of the…

At Nick Denton's wedding, one of the few images I remember vividly is Craggs grinding with his girlfriend up against a mirrored wall, completely shithoused, looking at himself in the mirror (tuxedo-clad, flawless, primal, sweaty) before looking down at her. Up and down, up and down, gyrating, shallow thrusts.

LOSING IT over 65 wat pic. Seriously, tears

Guys, I am super impressed and terrified. I fired a handgun for the first time over Christmas break (thanks to the bf's Wisconsin fam) and it was exciting and terrifying and I have made respect for them. They're so heavy! And loud! And holyfuckingshit they blow serious holes in stuff. I can't even imagine shoving one…

Comments at the source are, for once, PRICELESS in a GOOD way. One of my favorites:

Bravo to whichever commenter decided to create a burner for this.

"Your rights stop where mine start"

You can expect to be hearing from my attorneys as well.

I'd be pretty embarrassed and ashamed to be Jermaine Cunningham right about now.