This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.

I put in a link and then removed it and that happened. It's fixed. Thanks!

Maybe he can post annoying spam on kinja about making $4 million from home with this one weird trick

This probably makes me sound like a sadsack, but this'll be the first NYE in years where I'm not going to sob alone in my kitchen while my parents are in the next room! I always cry because big milestone holidays always make me think how little progress my life has made over the year, but this year I've accomplished a…

I'll try to make this a short and sweet as possible. I stumbled upon Jezebel through I09 because I am a nerd and I do nerd shit. I'm an empathetic type of guy but I never really delved too deeply into the concept of feminism. Until I started reading articles on Jez. Of course I love the puns and snarky comments. But…

I like this brand because it gives every indication of being boob-friendly. Off to browse.

So essentially we're taking social cues from 6 year olds. Okay.

oh god little babies in western gear what is wrong with me

FYI, I am pretty sure you are not dealing with a real person up there. From another one of their comments:

I am so glad that you had a wonderful wedding, but there are plenty of women who don't want to get married, or don't want a wedding, or find joy in other things. There are also plenty of people who find nothing but pain and suffering in marriage. What works for you doesn't work for everyone, and pitying other women…

Totally agree. There are a lot of comments going around about this guy like he's wronged her, but marrying someone you don't love is a much bigger betrayal in my book. There is so much pressure on people to get married before they're 30, and she seems very nice from the pictures (not exactly a good barometer but…

I disagree with your economic stance, but I respect it.

If I produce something, I expect to be paid for it; those who say, "but I cannot afford your leisure product," can get over it.

I draw a hard line between necessities and niceties. If I -want- something, it can wait—if I -need- something, it cannot, and I -will-…

I like that you justify, "I steal, but I spend."

Enjoy rectifying that with yourself; and hey, way to slide that wholly insupportable ad hominem at what you presume my entertainment budget to be.

Wholly unsurprising.

I cannot agree with that stance.

I'm not after you as an individual, and I admit (in fact, fuck that—I'm proud of) the fact that I was raised by two law enforcement officers (one was Military Police for twenty years—the other was a city cop).

What I cannot get behind is, "this product sucks, and therefore I shouldn't…

I have purchased a few things from EA. I actually -do- understand why some people pirate from them; I cannot do it.

I was raised by two law enforcement officers (one who served in the Military Police for twenty years, and another who was a city officer), so I've got a hard streak when it comes to that kind of behavior…

I'll buy one for myself, and one for my wife.

We cannot stop the flood of, "But it was just there for the taking," thinking that encourages this sort of cowardly horseshit, but god damn it, we can do our part.

If everyone else did the same—well, I'm hardly one to go against the, "don't judge me," attitude the current…

...but, but it's just a copy!

Right, bro. In an environment where goods are mostly sold as "copies," your "it's not really theft," argument no longer works.

Fuck pirates.

Off to buy The Talos Principle just to support this kind of awesome response to shitty, entitled little assholes right now.

Is it too late to add this to the 2014 Things We Stuck in Our Butts post?

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