The NCAA will never issue the death penalty to a Power 5 conference school. If a smaller, less financially successful school fucked up the way Baylor and PSU did, they’d dynamite the football stadium and loudly proclaim this sort of conduct will not be tolerated.

Why would Russia hack Comedy Central when they have hacks at Fox News?

It means that cities can’t pass ordinances allowing transgender citizens to use the restroom that matches their gender until 2020.

So basically the get to pretend they repealed it for three years to con the businesses into coming back, then put it back in place as soon as they can elect more Republicans.

Even if HB2 is technically dead, it looks like some of its worst regulations will live on.

I am virulently against Trump but this is just a really stupid take.

That ugly as shit jumpshots sure not gonna get it done

I don’t know Lonzo, but this goes for all kids: Don’t let your parents make you think you owe them. If you appreciate what they did and want to thank them, that’s fine, but it’s your life. Live for you, not for them.

Not so good to prevent exactly that from happening.

I once read an interview with Earl Woods where he said something to the effect that his older kids were just “practice” for when Tiger came along. I remember being flat out stunned at what I had just read.

The shirt combined with his expression: “My dad born me and trained me to make me into a marketable product. You can see my product label on my chest. I’m an investment he made, and he wants to see the investment pay off.”

I’m not sure if there’s anyone (save Trump) whose inevitable downfall I’m going to enjoy more.

The look on Lonzo’s face in the first picture is not unlike that of children whose parents are members of the Westboro Baptist Church at a protest. They’re here, and they didn’t really ask for this.

Thanks! I was pretty proud of it, so was a little sad to google it afterwards and see other interneters had probably simultaneously come up with the same portmanteau at some point.

Last weekend I saw Exene Cervenka and John Doe do their acoustic thing. It was good (my wife is a huge X fan — I like them, they are fine). Anyhow, there were three opening acts and two DJs. By the time the show as over it was 11:30pm and my feet and back were sore and I wanted to go home.

Or folk music!!

I’m taking up valuable internet commenting space to tell you I love your username.

Roger- this is Deadspin. People make jokes. He even said “zing” afterwards.