+1 breather

I do appreciate the “bazinga” to know when I am supposed to laugh!

I think you meant “BAZINGA” - dammit, there should be a CBS-style laugh track somewhere here.

Apply with both hands, but in a really weird way that creates almost no rotation.

I have an image of Noah sitting in the locker room after a game, stat sheet in hand, looking at the box his PED’s were in and screaming “This shit doesn’t fucking work!”

Selective Androgen Receptor Modulator LGD-4033. It’s the linked AP article. Not sure why the author didn’t see fit to mention what the substance was after it was reported.

As opposed to the Sixers belief that if you’re injured you should just grind your body to dust, in hopes that you’ll be reincarnated in a better body in 4-10 years.

Drugs can be a difficult habit to kick so we understand why he hasn’t sought your advice.

Supplement ≠ steroid

Canthurtazone

Unacceptable! He needs accept the fact that I will mercilessly heckle him for not giving 110% up until the day he gets caught for PEDs, and then I will heckle him for trying to give 111%

Could be worse...

He turned a 100+mph serve into a drop shot right on the other side of the net. That requires counteracting both the power of the shot and the spin while precisely putting a completely different spin and power on the return. Usually these kinds of returns are happy accidents.

Giri Nathan took this GIF into the spank-tank at his local women’s fertility clinic and, seven donations later, has yet to emerge...

No, given that he’s already won more Grand Slams than any other man in the world, and the two closest competitors over the course of his career are either a) off to a bad start this year or b) consistently injured, it wouldn’t be a miracle by any means. A great story, sure, but it’s not like the rest of the field is…

It would not be no.

Or “sorcery.” Because that was nefarious as hell.

I’m gonna that asshole - your joke doesn’t work. Yes, you roll a saving throw with a D20 die, but you add your saving throw bonus to it. So 21 /is/ possible.