zakmckrackenandthealienmindbenders
zakmckrackenandthealienmindbenders
zakmckrackenandthealienmindbenders

it’s a beautiful world we live in. a sweet, romantic place.

Brownback is likely on his way to Rome for a gig as Trump’s ambassador to the UN in food and agriculture (a position whose primary role is usually fighting the problem of world hunger).

ok cool

TONIGHT WE DINE ON ELF MEAT!

rubio’s got pizzazz. put his charisma and his skill set in the bright lights of the big apple and you’re gonna see something special.

these days its just politicaly corectnuss run amuk, my friend

“Yale COULD use an international airport, Mr. Burns.”

thank you friend i can see you’re one of the few who gets it these days.

so tired of these political posts. i come here to read about that local sport squadron.

I didn’t like the part where you said there was something to criticize about Lebron so I didn’t read any further and forgot the parts I had already read. #MakeDeadspinGreatAgain

As one of the world’s leading Lebron James Stans, I actually find his virulent front runnerism sort of cute:

He might have also been able to grace them with the sonorous delight of a few brief clacks with his powerful mandibles, but the reporter bothered him as he was 3/4 of the way through consuming a wriggling hoo-man infant.

I both lean far to the left and vehemently support Israel’s existence. Like many left-leaning American Jews, I am both pro-Israel and appalled and horrified by current Israeli leadership. It is an awkward position, because we can agree up to a point with many of Israel’s critics—but then there comes a time when you

wonderful

Is that, dare I say....Shade?

I was the shadow of the waxwing slain...

“Well, that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought...”

“Well, that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought...”

If Bleacher Report hadn’t backed down, Cuban would’ve slammed them with Millennials using the ol’ triple threat of MySpace, his Geocities account and his prominent Makeoutclub presence.