lol

Sexual assaults are pretty distracting.

Gritty dude. Hard-nosed. Plays to win and never backs down. Kinda guy you want on your side.

The victims are clearly attention-seeking, and they’ve been pretty successful at getting attention. Since a few national sources have now picked up the story, this has to have worked even better than they could have hoped.

oh look at the pampered little snowflakes flying around the country to play a damn game. in my day, if a game was more than 100 miles away, the team would just ride a bus. less than 100 miles, they jogged it.

It’s up to whomever set up the accounts to decide how much money to ask for, and there are a lot of reasons why the funds for the two Garmin employees might have asked for much less money. You’re not wrong about the world being a fucked up place right now, but this is a silly trigger for outrage.

This is, maybe, the worst it has ever been:

You missed his joke, for whatever reason.

they do tho

stfu, idiot.

i couldn’t quite suss out what this comment was trying to say, but i starred it anyway because i love the enthusiasm and also the thought of trevor bauer being stuffed with stem cells

You probably meant to type that he’ll have “aides.” That is the word that would have made sense in context. It’s an easy mistake to make, and is unfortunately the kind of mistake spell check can’t catch.

Oh, so you socialists up there in Maine were too sensitive to decapitate a few Germans to play dodgeball with their heads? Sorry, SNOWFLAKE.

As a Cubs fan...HOLY FUCK REMEMBER WHEN WE WON THE WORLD SERIES OMGGG HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

More fake news from Deadspin. Sad!

Maher is an unctuous left-libertarian who happens to be able to think quickly and to give narratives just enough of a twist that lazy, self-styled “outside the box” thinkers really gravitate toward him. He’s kind of the patron saint of lazy, white, half-liberals who never mature past the point of being impressed with…

Do you think Palin is dumber than Quayle was? She’s certainly less polished, and almost definitely more toxic, but in terms of good old fashioned pure, raw stupidity I think it’s a close race.

That was part of the problem. But there are eerie parallels between Reagan’s lowest common denominator nationalism and race-baiting and Trump’s that go back to Reagan’s days as governor of California.