Norm performed a stand-up set at my small, uptight liberal arts college and I was one of the SGA nerds who got to go pick him up at the airport and drive him to campus. The fifteen minute drive from the airport to campus was one of the funniest 15 minutes of my life. His slurred, off the cuff, sloppy, nonchalant…

I think you’re just being deliberately cheeky, because I’m pretty sure you’re too smart to be so facile obliviously, but just to be clear, there are several different kinds of leaks. There are two types of leaks that always concern me, whether they happen to be helping or hurting causes I support: leaks that come from…

I agree with you down the line, and I’d just like to add that in the comments section of the other post you’re referring to, I saw several people take the line “But if you denounce this then you have to denounce South Park and Family Guy too but no one could ever not like those shows so therefore this is fine.”

Draper is gonna ban you so hard this time tomorrow you’ll be trying to start arguments on Kotaku about cheat codes for NBA Jam.

That’s impressive. I consider myself a remarkably petty bastard, and even I can’t bring myself to click through more than a page or two of a user’s posts on Kinja—and I will basically only do that if I seem to remember the user name saying something racist and/or pro-Cardinals.

I’m pretty sure the only people more cray-cray than soccer fans are cricket fanatics.

one of my favorite x ray spex songs

Sorry, jabronis, but I’m calling this now: Cavs are gonna destroy the Warriors in the Finals this year. And you can take that to the bank.

clearly the joke is that some antisemitic halfwit was trying to get his pasty white ass dropped by disney and he did. LOL

Can he just skip his senior year and go straight to Kansas for a season?

lol wut

Probably a big coincidence, like how LaRussa’s players always ended up juicing. Some dudes just have rough luck .

The dimwitted schmucks who kicked the young women off the team deserve mandatory tix to every JD and the Straight Shot set for the next five years.

queen bey has totally paid lip service to billie’s pain and struggle. and really, who would know more about the pain of living broke, underappreciated, battling substance abuse issues and desperately insecure about your own appearance than a music biz plutocrat whose looks helped make her a teenage millionaire and who…

i know anyone who says that is soulless omg she keeps it so real

lol ok

“Am I not thirsty enough?”

Me too. I had actually never seen the video until the Slow Century DVD came out (because I guess I wasn’t watching 120 Minutes enough), and by then the woman with the lunch box scenes felt like a postcard from a time and a place I was already nostalgic for. Then on the commentary the Pavement dudes mentioned they…