zakmckrackenandthealienmindbenders
zakmckrackenandthealienmindbenders
zakmckrackenandthealienmindbenders

Last week when he was in the grips of one of his “diet pill” induced psychotic breaks, someone must have tricked him into watching a Real World marathon. Right now he has Spicer trying to get him the role of giving Hillman College’s commencement speech this spring. That Whitley is an 8, maybe even a 9, and Trump is

i like how the little “at home” icon flaps his arms. hee hee hee!

They shouldn’t be. But,at least until this recent awakening, it’s very unlikely union members in Illinois would give a fuck what happens to “some smart-ass, spoiled, think-they’re-better-than-us pretty boy jocks who probably don’t really live in this damn state anyway, I’ll tell you that right now. Working men, YEAH I

It was all those damn distractions the media’s been dredging up lately.

Yes, that “Bob Dillon” really knew which way the wind was blowin’.

you have to admit, it’s a little gratifying to post an ironic “let’s stick to video games” and have even some people in fucking kotaku ready to tell you to get your head out of your ass. they may not be the best at recognizing sarcastic mockery, but their hearts are in the right place.

This man is a goddamn American hero. Rock, flag, eagle, and GTA 3-D Universe.

I wish these were less expensive. :(

I initially read headline as “Federal Judge Temporarily Blocks Trump’s Entry Nationwide,” but I guess this is pretty good news too.

A couple of smarter friends of mine who are law talk people down at the law house (my own specialty is Bird Law) say that an old SCOTUS case Youngstown vs Sawyer is probably going to get a lot of play in the coming years. It is apparently when SCOTUS told Harry Truman “Fuck you, we can TOO rule on National Security

ha ha, I guess it wouldn’t occur to me to make up an anecdote that makes me look like a spoiled little brat who washed out at a young age at a low level of a scene no one sane cares about anyway. It would be like if Al Bundy told stories about being a second-stringer in Pop Warner football who eventually quit because

Yeah my main issue was that I was a spoiled little child who had spent his whole life being told how smart he was, but I was smart enough to look around and understand that I was absolutely not a genius and that really fucked me up.

Yes, well put.

Fun fact: Murray Head’s brother is Anthony Stewart Head, better known as Giles the Librarian from BTVS! (The exclamation point at the end makes it fun!)

In the mid 70s, two Soviet grandmasters named Korchnoi and Petrosian played each other in an important tourney. Korchnoi was mad jealous of the younger Petrosian, and a lot of the Soviets were pissed at Korchnoi because there were rumors he was going to defect (which he ended up doing).

ha ha yeah, they also had to make Freddie Trumper/the nameless American (depending on the version) sympathetic enough for the audience to give half a shit, which you could not really have done with the real Fischer’s antics.

ha ha the real bobby fischer once held up a promo photo shoot for a long time because he and spassky were supposed to be photographed sitting across from each other mid game and fischer and spassky’s handlers argued for a long time about who should be shown having the more advantageous position

Woah, hold up. Those all just sound like kids being kids. Let’s not let political correctness run amok.