I was a really good competitive chess player until I was eleven and a half years old and started freaking out and just couldn’t deal with it anymore. (True.) By that age, of course, I was never gonna be elite anyway (also true).

I’d like to second all of this, DNg! put it better than I can.

Straight guac is fine, but San Pel is basically sewer water. #Perrier4ever #yolo

Why did these ladies bring in cutouts of a bunch of losers anyway? I prefer my athletes uninjured. Sad!

“If I’m too focused on the Superbowl to think about current events, or even Deflateghazi, I sure as fuck am not gonna think about the fact some people the league used to own until they got too used up to provide entertainment to our fans getting some headaches or w/e.”

you might call them bad hombres. she should have built a wall.

Jesus was always sensitive about the Big 12, since he might have lived to a ripe old age and enjoyed a leisurely retirement if he had stopped at 11.

Even the Mock Trial team had a propensity for covering up rape, as it turned out.

Also, if not for Eve we would all still be living in paradise. So you have to take that into account, too.

Being preemptively offended about the way a hypothetical investigation of Bama’s program would be conducted and covered is an....interesting takeaway from all of this.

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what had happened was....

I mean, okay. But it’s also not uncommon for someone who holds racist views and/or believes in upholding systemic racism to like/love/be attracted to some persons of color. The question is not, “Does Paul Ryan like/love/wanna fuck some black people?” The question is whether he thinks that, as a white dude, he is…

Yeah, this I knew—but somehow this dude seemed like such a dork I thought he might be okay! (Plus I naively thought, “Maybe things have changed since the 90s.” Which they often have, but rarely for the better.)

I used to subscribe to I think a Korean dude who vlogged in English about living in Vietnam. He also turned out to be crazy elitist/xenophobic toward the Vietnamese. I kind of miss that channel too. Though even before I clocked what a dick he was, he had started seemingly exclusively posting about either eating street…

“Why, doc? You holdin’? Does Holden Caulfield have an appointment later? You’re cool, right? Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you are!”

omg can you please keep your political bullshit out of my video game site SNOWFLAKE!!!

Doesn’t sound right.