See, I’m the contrapositive.

that is easily my favorite part of my favorite beef ever

No. It feels like Reconstruction was a failure and the Civil War never actually ended, tbh.

Jesus I’m so fucking tired of people making that “Zodiac Killer” noise about Senator Cruz. Have some fucking respect, assclown.

KU fans immediately all over comments sections worldwide insisting Coach Self is a good Christian man who runs a tight program.

https://www.gofundme.com/buy-pat-toomeys-vote

Goodlatte, by way, is the same dude whose staffers were working with the Trump Admin on the Islamophobic travel ban without his knowledge.

It’s going to cost them a mint to get Jay Z to sign off on the parts of Nas’s life story that he lifted from the stories Jay told him when they toured with Large Professor. :)

I heard the scenes with the black mother in them may have to be cut because of time issues.

I’m sick to death of basically everyone’s cute little nicknames for Trump except for Arceneaux. His are funny as fuck. (Not only here but I have also been reading his Twitter feed voraciously.)

he’d tell you to go piss in a bucket

How is everyone sleeping on Phil Collins and his influence on Motown?

No wonder Trump and Kanye get along so well. “Hey uh Kanye. Rewrite Theraflu but make it about me and The Apprentice. And instead of talking about Jay talk about Mark Burnett. That’ll be tremendous, the best. You love this right?”

also the jews

that is a perplexing tableau, how many dogs are there?

omg why can’t deadspin just stick to sports??????

yeah where HAS draper been?

i like to end with a simple but effective #yolo