If it were up to me, they’d tear Cobb’s plaque out. Fuck that dude too.

bird law in this country is not governed by reason

Legally, Duke has right of first refusal for all scholar/athletes south of the Mason Dixon line named Chase Hunter.

I’m too psyched Schilling didn’t get in to be too screechy about any snubs. The fact that he unquestionably deserves to be in on merit makes it all the more satisfying to me.

hrc once used her private email server to ask an aide how to find an episode of veep in her hotel cable system. both sides have a lot to answer for.

the robot and chopper from riptide or bust

my cubbies won the world series! yay cubs!

I’m glad to see Rock Raines finally make the HOF. They called him “Rock” because he kept it so steady and for no other reason. ;)

So I’m just gonna say this once, and I’m sorry for being a pill here: as a survivor who now spends his life working with fucked up kids, it’s worth noting that one response people have to seeing lame jokes about this kind of stuff (“hurr hurr didn’t think you put your hands on the balls in soccer” or w/e) can really…

third prize is hospitalization

i’d prefer you just say “thank you” and went on your way

it’s his ted cruz tribute act

well that’s debatable. basically there are two schools of thought....

that’s a ridiculous question

bears

I KNOW!

religion of peace my skinny ass!

“I will smack your face off your face,” Charlie Kelly, from the CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED (by Redford) Nightman Cometh episode.

thanks so much!

my dad bought me a bitchin camaro with no insurance to match