I’m sorry, does “exceptionally cleared” have a technical meaning?

lure them with wawas and tastykakes and promises of dead milkmen reunion shows

no

what act of treason is trump committing on day one?

ha ha yeah i remember that! all the fawning features about his new diet and off-season weight program

i doubt it was hard for jones at all

so long, bho. thanks for being a mensch.

this time of year, perry ellis is usually on the discount racks at nordstrom.

I can’t wait for the episode where Lenny Dykstra pitches his latest pyramid scheme to A-Rod while washing down handfuls of phenibut with straight Old Grand-Dad at Dorrian’s Red Hand. (He brought the Old Grand-Dad from home.)

It could follow NBC’s hit “Are You Stronger Than a Dog?”

Open question: When did it first occur to YOU that something weird was happening in baseball and that it might involve drugs? I remember exactly when it was for me: That 1993 Phillies team when suddenly Lenny Dykstra looked like the Ultimate Warrior and Darren Daulton’s knees magickally grew back. (I was 17 and…

yeah a guy i knew in high school was an extremely gifted basketballer with a 3.9 GPA and yale kept uncovering all kinds of obscure academic scholarships he was well suited for. what he really wanted to do was be a doctor, though, and he didn’t even like basketball all that much, definitely not enough to play in…

yes. my cabbie helped me score, and also told me where to get scrod.

that’s a shame. at harvard he could have developed a good drug habit. the best drug habit. sad!

came here to make a “the scholarship offer was dead. dead as a doornail.” joke but you bested it.

on twitter

what does it mean to mean something?

yeah i mean tbh i don’t know if i would mock the galt’s gulch fountainheads half as much if it were not for the fact that i’ve just fucking loved lebron since his senior year of high school. but, here we are. (they’re a hell of a lot of fun to watch though.)

back then NOBODY got a trophy, but everybody got a tombstone.