to be fair, what use is some kind who came down with rhamby-uh-osis or whatever to the program anyway? why are they special little snowflakes that deserve special treatment? probably got it from being vaccinated anyway.

helluva book too! at one point, something like 8% of ALL THE MONEY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD was on the table during that merger, and on several occasions crucial side deals were botched/nearly botched because of crosstown traffic

This post has been some of my most important reading all day, thanks for it.

ok. but still.

some pelican brief type shit right there

NOT F ROSS JOHNSON, THAT CHARMING ROGUE!

this kind of slid under the radar, but the cubbies were 2016 mlb world series champs!

small suggestion: replace “awakens” with “is still awake”

#woke

This is clearly a man who can’t watch the NBA, nowadays. And who probably has a particularly deep hatred for Lebron, because “he thinks he’s so smart.”

At Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, they taught us that most “concussions” are really just laziness anyway. The cure is a pep talk, a quick prayer, and a handful of Vicodin.

Thank God somebody gets it. Around here everybody is freaking out and I’m all, “No, dudes. It’s fine. Just chill and enjoy the greatness.”

Yeah that’s one of the anecdotes Shirer alludes to in Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. I think reading that book at a very young age is part of why I never went through the bullshit fascination with Nazis-as-sexy-villains that a lot of American kids in the 70s and 80s did. Shirer did a great job of painting Hitler…

Yes Rodgers sounds like a real dick. If a guy can’t get along with his crackpot Fundie family OR a mensch like Favre there’s something seriously wrong with him. Oh also some ex-teammates thought he wasn’t loud enough.

oh man, that dude

That slapdick isn’t allowed anywhere near DKE house. He’s lucky if some guy he knows is working the door at the Theta Chi mixer.

He was also Dave Richards, Sammy’s even smugger sportscasting buddy on Cheers!

Huh. What a time to be alive!

I like how much their newest logo resembles a load screen for GTA Vice City.