they’re waiting to see what solange has to say about it

“oh hey everyone look at me! not only do i have a wife, like some kinda big shot, but people also invite me to their parties! AND i have a job! look how great MY life is!” so sick of your humblebragging.

it’s not as cut and dry as you might think, bro. sometimes it’s a grey area—what matters is that if you see something, after you go home and talk it over with your parents and pray on it and think about your career, you eventually suck it up and go do the absolute minimum you can to address the situation.

oh no won’t someone think of the paying customers!

It took every penny of one of the writers’ very expensive educations and hundreds of commenters to finally arrive at the conclusion that it was actually totally cool/liberating/patriarchy-smashing (somehow) that he fucked that 14 year old groupie. So I mean, I’m sure they could totally context away a resurrected Nazi…

lololol get it? it’s shade.

In 2017 Bowie is coming back to life and happily announcing he made a deal with the Devil to let him come back and play the inauguration because of his tremendous admiration for Trump and his unironical love for the tenets of National Socialism.

omg nicki minaj is adorbs

Just a classless, bush league play that alley-oop. Made me cringe to watch it. Those young men and their coaches should all be ashamed. Is this really what college basketball has become? I don’t want any part of it. Act like you been there before, guys.

perhaps, since serena williams is a savvy, highly intelligent, grown-ass woman there is little to no need for strangers to have feelings one way or another about the romantic choices she makes.

wow, this is a real shame.

no no toxic macho bullshit is totez transgressive and liberating because she’s a lady! (transphobia apparently a-okay too. which is weird because i always thought jez was post second wave, if nothing else)

jesus christ this a thousand times.

wotta jabroni

ikr

hitting a little close to home, my friend

yes, at least until tom wolfe publishes again

you’re clearly a rising star in the exciting field of “defending white dudes from gentle teasing.” look forward to watching your progress!