haven’t seen white people that turnt up since kenny chesney headlined the vineyard vines grand opening on hilton head

Emerson said history was the lengthened shadow of one man. Given his white supremacist leanings, I’d love to see him spinning in his grave at the thought of history as the lengthened shadow of Lebron. :)

ain’t like it used to be, friend. back when things were great. ain’t what it used to be, that’s for sure.

can i live?

shit i love ess emm so hard

I was listening to this song obsessively last week for some reason, but it’s really never too soon to hear it again. Always associate it, for no particular reason I am aware of, with Teenage Kicks, another nearly perfect track:

Once when I was 12 or 13 my father was pitching to me in our back yard and I absolutely unloaded on one of his curve balls. Jacked it out over our topiary and into the neighbor’s lawn. I pointedly stood and admired my shot and settled in again pleased as punch.

Idiot! I thought The Big Short was just fine, despite the best efforts of basically everyone on camera. In fact, I barely noticed Goslin Goslining around.

“You think 2016 was bad? On January 1st, I’m bringing Bowie back from the dead just to kill him off again the next day. Watch Jezebel performatively lose their collective shit for *another* 12 months!” Thus Spake 2017

I suspect things like that are handled contractually; one imagines that agents and attorneys come into play?

i am responding on jez’s behalf:

christ, please don’t do that

both teams played hard

aw man you had to go and say pee wee’s secret word (fascism) and it reminds me bowie shuffled off this year.

best article in history of kotaku tbqh

also no one wants to listen to fucking malcolm gladwell full stop

#fucktoxicmasculinity

me too, but i’m pretty excited for the people who can still get off on bullshit like this because this is a golden age for bullshit like this!

the combo of an mc shan and daria ref makes this one of my favorite kinja names (up there with sidandfinancy and the dude whose name is a semi-obscure pavement line)

hey guyz check out this picture of richard butler and ian mcculloch