Note: Pickles died on the way back to his home planet.

The dude who invented the Big Mac died recently. McDonald’s gave him a lousy plaque for his idea.

i don’t know her

it would take a miracle :)

Miracle Malik Monk’s uncle Miracle Max has become an important booster for the team (along with Aunt Valerie).

gj

That was a pretty good catch, imo.

This is all a good start.

I just want to say I really appreciate this exchange in ways that are difficult for me to specify or enumerate. Excellent work, both of you.

Poor guy should have taken a cue from my WASPy people: Be gruesomely serious at public “fun” events, and save the outlandish celebrations for that moment when you’re alone and behind closed doors for the first time right after the reading of the will for your stonefaced and unloving father’s estate. If you wanna style…

noel’s comments are disruptive af tbh

Hi. This is an unpopular take in a thread full of Star Wars fans I think, but you should really give it some serious thought.

Maybe it is confirmation bias on my part, but to me it has felt like there are way fewer politically oriented posts on DS except for the Concourse. I wondered if maybe Univision had given a directive to make DS “about the sports again” which was drawing more lunkheaded jabronis back into the comments section who had…

I’m pretty sure the vast majority of the Deadspin writers are really decent folks, and far to the left of much of the readership politically and progressive on social issues. Actually the reason I found the “hilarious” April Fools Day shtick where the Jezebel women took over Deadspin funny was that I’m pretty sure on…

yeahhhhh about that....

i mean...i hate to be a pill and all but that’s kind of a weird thing for a fan to say about kathleen hannah in particular, isn’t it?

hacked account most def