Huh, Cliff Claven has gotten edgy.

omg first we lose the super-sexy rock god who once called Hitler “the first rock star” (and never took enough shit for that because omg so sexy), THEN we lose some lady from The Brady Bunch, THEN Dave Brubeck buys the farm and NOW we lose a mangled monstrosity who was absolutely going to cause some kind of terrible…

I couldn’t give the comment a star because he didn’t end it with “god bless.”

A container of Greek yogurt emoji.

off-topic but didn’t you used to be one of the chosen ones/approved posters or was that just on gawker proper?

Unsurprisingly, Jezebel edited the statement in the way least flattering to President Elect Trump. They omitted the crucial part in which Brennan went on to add, “However, the conclusion that this activity somehow swung the election remains preposterous For that to have happened, someone very highly placed in the…

That is precisely what it was, thank you for noticing.

He’d have pointed and laughed, then flailed around making funny noises and pretending to fall over.

I have had a soft spot for Margaret Cho ever since I saw her bits on MTV’s Half Hour Comedy Hour in, like, the late 1980s. She was actually one of my first celebrity crushes, in the interest of full disclosure .

Does anyone else find the close ties between the NFL (and its huge fan base) and the military extra-worrisome now that we are living in Trumpsylvania?

Sage escaped from a David Lynch remake of Pretty in Pink. He’s Blaine and Stef’s eerily All American best friend for 3/4 of the movie. In the last 1/4, though, at Stef’s last big house party, when Sage breaks into the gardener’s tool shed....I mean there is a reason Lynch hasn’t found anybody to release the film yet.

Years ago, an emaciated trash cat terrified me as I was trying to stagger from a taxi to my apartment building after a very long night, and my first thought after I caught my breath was “Fuckin Monty Burns agonistes.” So now that is always my first thought vis a vis opossums and evil inside and out plutocrats:

Always an infraclass truther.

I heard a lot of Harvard boys mysteriously called off from work on a certain morning in mid-September early in the 21st century.

ha ha wow

I’m a straight, white, het cis progressive male and also an Old (40!).

This screed reads kind of like a hack comic from Boise doing his “NYC bit” at a nearly empty comedy club in Davenport Iowa sometime around 2002 or 2003. The comic was in NYC once on a family vacation sometime in the 80s. The few comedy club patrons who are still awake are wondering if it’s true all the Jews called off…

lol liek that shitty cartoon i never saw taht line get used before good one bro

I admire the kind of audacious optimism required to believe there will be an election in 2020.