He may not make the HOF this time around, but by this time next year Commissioner Schilling will be making baseball great again.

cotd tbh

Moron.

I would be very surprised to see any damage repaired, ever.

Ha ha ha yes, I have seen that take on Rand and it’s wonderful.

I’ve known too many people, including my future in-laws, who have gone to omg T14 law schools. They vary widely, unsurprisingly: my future mother and father in law are both legitimately brilliant and also kind and tolerant people, while my sophomore year frat brother/roommate who once stole a 50 dollar bill from my…

Go on. I can’t finish if you don’t go on.

Quit shit talking Dartmouth, asshole.

A real question, and I only ask because I’m concerned for your well-being, how jizz-encrusted IS your copy of The Fountainhead?

I’ve read fewer than five of your comments in my entire life, because I don’t give a shit about cars and only end up scrolling through comments here if I am very bored and also if an article gets x posted to the main page.

“It was hard, so we quit.”

I didn’t know Schilling also collected Nazi bullshit. Jesus Christ.

J Paul Getty Sr, one of the worst men to ever live*, bragged, without a trace of irony in his autobiography, that he started off his career with only a million dollars or so that his father had given him but from there managed to make a real success of himself.

What if we lived in a possible world in which Thomas Friedman had written a Moneyball-style book about what would have had to have happened in the Celtic front office and ownership for the possible world Simmons describes to have attained and the kind of subsequent revolution in bigthinkiness that would have followed…

i c wot u did

Try the rye or the kaiser, they’re on special tonight....

“I mean, there is actually a distinction between accuracy and precision. It’s helpful to keep that in mind. I was just discussing this with Tim Duncan the other night...oh you guys have other things to do? Okay cool, I’ll just post some of this on my Medium account.”

“This guy I knew in college, he’s a real thinker. Turned me on to Helter Skelter, Catcher in the Rye, a whole bunch of obscure manifestos. Stuff just makes so much sense, you know, when this guy I knew in college is around.”

Both teams played hard. Guess they played harder though. Of course some things are out of your control. Can’t control everything. Will have to work on doing better at the things I can control though, sure.

To be scrupulously fair, food at the Waverly Inn is so bad and so expensive that the whole operation feels like an elaborate Graydon Carter troll on the lower upper classes of the city. Possibly the result of some kind of 3 AM martini and mescaline fueled bet with Tom Wolfe.