Oh man, our chapter’s “Old Boys” were the fucking worst and the saddest.

ha ha thanks! I’m much less of a shit now than I was at 18, if nothing else.

Starred because “Roadmap to Suck Island” sounds like such an Archerism I had to Google to confirm that it was your own invention.

So there was a cross dressing component during my frat’s Hell Week bullshit. Keep in mind that, at this point in my life, I was a medium douchey, half-libertarian lax bro from a rich suburb (and also keep in mind this was circa 94) so I went into the whole ordeal with the attitude that “This will be a little…

Kenneth? Is that you?

Does it pay well? I’d be willing to give it a shot. I’d even learn all the rules of soccer and stuff.

Nabokov certainly agreed with you, as he frequently dismissed Fyodor in terms like, “nervous, sweaty, half-Christian degenerate.” (Nobody did a better Russian Writer Diss Track than V.N.)

Woah, bro, I was just trying to talk about the differences between Favre’s blue collar work ethos and how ungrateful and unruly Sherman is. Why’d you have to go and bring race into this? Political correctness run amok again, I see. smh

oh man, i love booster dude. but some of bob’s solo work has been pretty rad too!

Yeah exactly. Walkin around with a head fulla ideas never did nobody no good.

Not sure I like what you’re implying, friend.

Brett was good folk. Just a good ol’ fashioned country boy what never put on airs. Some folks might call him “deplorable.” City folk might call him that. Here in Real America, we just call him “boss.”

Yeah the day Kayfabe ended was the day Political Correctness began, too. Sad!

Terrific hair. Silken, like a Chinaman’s. You love that, don’t you?

Yeah, this times a thousand. I mean Jesus Christ, people, I know it’s become a fun shtick to flop around and yell OH MY GOD FUCK 2016 ALL THESE PEOPLE I HAVEN’T THOUGHT OF IN YEARS ARE DYINGGGGGGG! Alan Thicke was a notorious dickhead. You don’t even have to have “inside dirt” on him (tell Gil that whatever else he…

jesus christ, james, quit with the fake trump tweets already. it quit being funny months ago and literally no one is falling for it anymore

Never liked Echo and the Bunnymen, tbh. I was always more of a Crucial 3 fan and never forgave them for selling out like that.