great point friend. can’t believe no one else has thought of this.

Suddenly Luke Walton has an intense, inexplicable hate-boner for Bucky Fuckin’ Dent.

As usual, everyone is missing the big story here even though it’s right in front of their noses. The DoE is in charge of overseeing GENOMICS. In 9-12 months, when Perry is quietly shuffled over to another department and Thiel slides just as quietly in at Energy, that is when the country begins to go full blown…

sounds p credible to me, friend. thank you for this bulletin. do you have the name of that pizza place handy so that citizens can go do a little snooping around? i promise i am not a crank.

Shit that rootin’ tootin’ moron has fabulous hair, tho, tbh.

More like have his name leaked, then dragged around for a few public appearances, culminating in a photo of Trump and Jeb at Eleven Mad where Jeb looks miserable and mortified while Trump shovels foie gras into his smirking maw with his bare hands and tiny fingers. A day later, Trump would comment, “Yeah Jeb is a…

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Massive civilian casualties are a feature, not a bug, of modern warfare. Having these atrocities blow up and gain attention far and wide thanks to social media is a bonus. Nihilists worldwide (from ISIL training camps to Southpark memorizing glibertarian jerkoffs in American suburbs) jack off to that shit, people who…

If everyone could just, like, be chill and learn to, you know, live within the reasonable boundaries of their trust funds like the kiddos at Jacobin the world would be like, a such better place, tbh. The only problem is all these OLDS wanna do total neoliberal BULLSHIT like engaging the world in meaningful ways. It’s…

The best. Isn’t this just terrific? You love this, don’t you? Tremendous.

<3 auden 4ever

How many football phones have they sent you?

If Walton’s star rises just a little more and Affleck’s star falls a little more someday Affleck will be playing Walton in a gritty, inspiring sports biopic and it will be really magickal.

as a straight white male, this comment hurts my feelings. take it back right now, please. (i’m saying “please” in a tone of voice that makes it clear i’m about to ask for your manager.)

This Sadie Stein reboot sucks.

she’s hungry and everyone around her is thirsty af tbh

i think there might have been? thought i saw something on fb. this guy i know def posted a pic of some protesters and then underneath it a gif from southpark making fun of hippies i think? it was pretty funny i think i liked it. idk for sure tho?

alpha children wear grey, my friend. alpha children wear grey :)