[hilarious zinger about how st louis hates demoff because he always fucks up trying to post images to kinja]

Quick reminder: Phone calls are both more viscerally satisfying AND much more irritating to the people who have to field the phone lines (which is, after all, part of the point).

I’m starring this because I want it to be true so hard.

Yeah, exactly. This is the point most people who take solace in low voter turnout as an indication that maybe, just maybe, things are less fucked than they appear have mostly failed to think through.

I mean, I’m pretty sure that hell or high water 2016 was the last legitimately contested Presidential election in the short history of the United States.

20 years of schooling and they put you on the day shift

One of the few times I legit liked John Kerry once he outgrew his youthful audacity and became a national power player was when he accidentally answered a question about GWB honestly. Question: Why did you vote to authorize use of force the first time the Bush Admin asked for it? Answer: I never thought he would fuck…

“Ayup, you shore did tell us so. Know what? We knew so too. This is exactly what we always wanted. Suck it, libtard.”

I thought Feinberg’s report on the super-sketchy hair doctor Trump keeps locked up in Trump Tower was gonna be the investigative piece of the year, and then this post drops and makes that one look like a pile of puke in comparison. Well played, Petchesky.

This is legit salient.

Can you take care of that please? I’ve spent the past 12 hours with no rest or bathroom breaks arguing with some white dudes from Bard College about the obvious influence Ishamel Reed’s transgressive prose had on some Desiigner deep cuts and right now all I wanna do is take my stack of wind-down nootropics and get a…

Cheap shot, bro. I happen to know from backchanneling him that Pryor is a valued contributor to my Hip Hop Heads sub-Reddit in which he just made a thought-provoking post about the cultural impact of Illmatic through the decades. I’m working on a response piece right now arguing that Illmatic is really more of a…

Good point.

u think rockford files is cool

Pryor is doing a Mobb Deep tribute act.

Political Correctness run amok, my friend. Too many special snowflakes these days. Hope you and yours have a blessed CHRISTmas Season. Stay strong.

disruptive af, tbh