Couldn’t buy a box of cereal. Forgot my ID.

Seventeen lanes to four in a hundred yards. Go!

Need to start off the season with a couple practice slides to get the feel of it.

Yes, and it’s pretty stupid to have this happening here. People forget how to drive in a wintry mix, and all it takes is for a couple dunderheads on a bridge and nobody’s going anywhere.

There’s no salt down and yeah, every year people forget how to drive properly in snow and ice. All it takes are a few knuckleheads and we all pay the price.

You are making the fundamental mistake of equating words with thoughts and future actions.

Minority leader isn't a very impactful job. Still, I noticed that you failed to name a single person that you think would be better.

I paid for my tickets to the show.

“Sometimes I’m just tired or hungover...”

It is the government’s claim that the issue is health and not gathering, so the question is valid.

I can't tell whether this is sarcasm or stupidity.

That’s because we are a small cohort.

I don’t mean to come off salty, but all these new rights make me blanch.

Where the fuck are you eating a mean for $13?

I mostly agree with this. The story is laughably bad and it doesn't feel like a $60 game. 

You keep spamming that line as if it means something.

You too? Mine was embedded by a classmate in my right palm. That was in Elementary School. I’m 52 and it’s still there.

You can dress for the cold, but you can't dress for the heat.

I was once denied a job on the basis of my Myers-Briggs assessment.

Imagine if there was a government agency tasked with regulating the Telecom industry. Also imagine that they did their job rather than back up to their paychecks every month.