You can dress for the cold, but you can't dress for the heat.

I was once denied a job on the basis of my Myers-Briggs assessment.

That money doesn’t buy you clean air, though. Buildings four miles away are almost completely obscured by smog. Yuck.

Easily the worst part of the video. Cray-zee. That’s bonkers.

Why the fuck would you cut a pizza into squares unless you’re serving it at a kids birthday party?

They lifted a fingerprint off one of the bombs, and this dude was in the database.

No, I think he means there’s more than likely a bowl in that thing.

He’s absolutely wrong that SI units are more “accurate” than USC units. Units don’t confer accuracy.

I noticed that in Chicago, too. I joked with a cop that they drive with their horns just like in NYC. Then, when I was leaving the city, I ended up laying on my horn like a local because others were driving like dipshits.

Tiling is simple. No need to hire someone for this.

Tiling is simple. No need to hire someone for this.

I’m with Stang. I buy cars new and keep them for a dozen years and a quarter million miles. Unreliable cars are of no use to me.

Literally.

Literally.

Now I want to know what’s wrong with your hair.

Are you sure Libby Watson isn't also Tomato?

My dog often gets a drink at 2am.

Campus police often have the same training and authority as municipal police.

Cruises are great.

The Ravens had a BS roughing call with the Browns today (I’m a Browns fan, but a bad call is a bad call). There were several really bad, blatantly bad, calls for both teams today. Damn near another tied game, too. These games are too close for this terrible officiating.

Actually, polls have Sherrod way ahead and he has something like 4x the money that Renacci has. Renacci was a car salesman, so pretty much a parasite before he went into politics.