I love you, but I’m going to disagree with you.

A burger place should have good fries. Otherwise, it’s a lousy burger place.

Five Guys is twice as good as long as you’re having fries with that.

Five Guys: good burger and fries

Sounds like a small town, so you should be able to track down the owner (not the manager) of the place. Tell them what happened, how it made/makes you feel, and ask them what they’re going to do about it to make it right.

Followed quickly by “there’s nothing we can do.”

Bonine

What are you, a Nancy? Of course they impale ya.

Too fucking true. Or, “Hillary would have done the same to us, if not worse.”

I’m half Scots-Irish and, yeah, you don’t fuck with them.

I think he wants a fresh one, after what George did with it.

Other automakers are copying the floating C, so enjoy.

We all did that when we were 16-19. A grown ass 46 year old ought to have matured past that stage of jackassery.

Neither of them have all their marbles.

In the 70s and before, it was a big deal if a car turned over its odometer at 100,000 miles because most vehicles didn't last that long.

The best way to ruin a hobby is to make a job of it.

That keycard sounds terrible. Having to fish it out of your pocket, purse, or wallet makes it as bad as a physical key. Having to teach people how to use it makes it even worse.

It’s almost like Max has no fucking idea what an inelastic demand curve is.

Cohen testified under oath. Let’s put Trump under oath and see what he says.

There’s nothing he’s good at. Literally, nothing.