That’s the smart one.

Before increasing the oven temperature, pour out the chicken grease. Less smokey that way.

Not only is he a straight-shooter, but he’s not some hoity-toity politician.

Then it’s a jump ball, per the rules.

Charge. Block. Who the fuck knows? It’s like a catch in football. A cipher.

He doesn’t act like it. He acts like an undisiplined child.

That’s just a guy with a really big head. You should be more sensitive to those with physical deformities.

TT is tougher than that clown, Green.

Shaun Livingston and Draymond Green are trash.

That looks like it would be a lot of fun if I didn’t have bones and stuff.

Maybe if he had only one leg, the IHOP joke would land appropriately.

No need to be pedantic.

Amen.

I went a couple weeks ago. Had a blast! Although my stomach doesn’t like the Raptor anymore. I used to love that ride.

That happened to me when I was seven. We were stuck in there for a couple hours! That sucked.

If it’s a stainless steel sink, just use Barkeeper’s friend and a scrubby.

‘cuz

+1 Croce

I had the exact same, dumb thought. I blame the Tim Hortons story.

I find that interesting because my Maxima can. Which is annoying if my wife leaves her purse in the car and I’m not close enough to a car door. It thinks you’re trying to lock the keys in the car and will unlock the doors. Same thing with the trunk. I have to stand there so it senses my key outside the trunk and is…