Buffalo isn’t bad. I mean, it’s no Cleveland, but it’s okay.

Wegman’s is the best grocery in Buffalo.
Heinen’s is the best grocery in Cleveland.

Those are the same people who get upset at you for not doing that.

A coffee cup isn’t going to scratch your paint - and you just know this person wouldn’t clear accumulated snow off the top of his car in the winter.

You’re doing 79 and some asshat blows past you at 90, sees a cop, then slows down to 65 right in front of you. Of course, they’ll pass you doing 90 in a few minutes. Bunch of dickless chuckleheads, I swear.

The opposite of that is also annoying as fuck: people who cut shallow in a turn and end up in the oncoming lane.

Wolf never made fun of Sanders’ appearance.

I laughed. I cried. I peed a little.

NASA is working on both electric aircraft and rendezvousing with asteroids. That work will soon have greater geopolitical importance than it does now.

He was yelling about $700,000 and I have no idea what he was ranting about.

Meghan was so close. They should have helped her explain herself.

We’re just glad the Giants managed to pick worse.

And for the first pick of the 2018 draft, the Browns select Johnny Manziel 2.0.

The Browns also helped the Jets secure the first pick of the draft.

Cohen walks around holding his arms out like a douche.

The AR-15 is the nunchaku of firearms. A flashy but useless toy.

You can get groped by Don’t-Touch-Me-Elmo not only on Times Square, but also on the Vegas Strip and the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Simply call an AR-15 a “tactical longarm” and carry on with your argument.

It’s “shiftable” to be able to engine brake.

There isn’t.