NOW you want us to get rid of our AR-15s? Now?

She knew she was signing up to have sex with Donald probably once a month, while she enjoys his money and security, and he gets hot arm candy.

They do tend to lack any sense of humor.

See? That’s not weird. I don’t even think it’s a big deal to have a dog out on a patio where food is served.

But they do have dog beaches.

I guess not everyone gets the Far Cry 5 reference.

Trump has already tried twice.

Microplastic is good for you.

Last time I visited California that was something I noticed.

Oh, so you know my mother-in-law?

I love dogs. Sure, they’re embarrassing when they’re fucking, but I love ‘em.

I’d wager that they still don’t give a flying fuck about any other allergy.

Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it.

Cull the herd.

My MIL was allergic to fish. Should I get up in the grill of anyone feeding their child a tuna sandwich? 

Well, yeah.

But it’s the right descriptor. They still seem to go out of their way to not acknowledge their overt racism.

That’s one of the things that seems to shock people about the aftermath of Gettysburg, for example. The fallen Union soldiers were collected and buried. The Confederates were left to rot before shoveled into a pit.

They’re racists. What’s so hard to understand?

Only a mouth-breathing douche carries a pistol like that.