Cohen walks around holding his arms out like a douche.

The AR-15 is the nunchaku of firearms. A flashy but useless toy.

You can get groped by Don’t-Touch-Me-Elmo not only on Times Square, but also on the Vegas Strip and the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Simply call an AR-15 a “tactical longarm” and carry on with your argument.

It’s “shiftable” to be able to engine brake.

See?

This would have been more interesting if the question were worded differently.

There isn’t.

NOW you want us to get rid of our AR-15s? Now?

She knew she was signing up to have sex with Donald probably once a month, while she enjoys his money and security, and he gets hot arm candy.

They do tend to lack any sense of humor.

See? That’s not weird. I don’t even think it’s a big deal to have a dog out on a patio where food is served.

But they do have dog beaches.

I guess not everyone gets the Far Cry 5 reference.

Trump has already tried twice.

10 inches by 15 inches times 8 psi is 1200 pounds of force.

Suck. Blow is just a figure of speech.

Microplastic is good for you.

Last time I visited California that was something I noticed.

Oh, so you know my mother-in-law?