I make that joke and my post gets erased, because someone didn’t watch enough Benny Hill growing up.

You’re having a really hard time with this binary thing, aren’t you?

The world isn’t binary.

I judge people by what they say.

Laura Ingraham”ruined” her own life by being a bitch.

TheRapist?

All cars aren’t governed to 120 mph why exactly?

At least ride a small tricycle behind you.

Then again, he was fouled on the drive.

It’s Oklahoma. What’s he going to hit? A cow?

“Hello” says Mr. Deer.

The point of these laws isn’t usually about changing behavior, though; it’s about giving police a new basis for pulling over suspicious cars or drivers source of revenue.

“We are a society of rules.”

Instead of an apology, I’d give that dipshit school board president a dressing down. I’m a grown-ass man. What is he going to do to me?

Is this really a fault? Can I fix it? Should I fix it?

Being a sociopath has its upside.

Your wife can’t fix her coworkers.

They, and only they, are the “real Americans.” They think that because they are racists.

You’re excusing this behavior by invoking the “standard politician” bogeyman.

The political and social commentary surrounding the turkey were lackluster. This is an unforgivable missed opportunity, so I will not but this game, despite it being very fun to play and beautifully rendered.