You sound jealous of the auto worker’s pay. Maybe you should have gotten a job at an auto plant.

In inflation-adjusted dollars, new cars cost pretty much what they’ve always cost.

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Ever try to make an omelette out of those old eggs? What a mess.

A hook-up four months before you even knew each other? I don’t see how that’s any more a cause for concern than the fact that they were married is.

Um...floor it and the CVT will keep the tach pegged near the redline.

if the pistol’s carried without a round in the chamber

In close quarters, a knife is almost preferred over a firearm.

A lot of CVTs have that feature. Usually a half dozen or so selectable “gears.”

Touching your junk with your hands just makes your junk dirty.

I pee with my hands on my hips while looking around with a smug smile.

Does drying your hands with a paper towel do more to clean them than soap?

We have acronyms whose letters also stand in for acronyms.

People sometimes have outsized confidence in their own abilities.

I hate putting my birthday on Facebook because I find it annoying to get “happy birthdayyyyy!!!!!!” messages from people I never interact with the other 364 days of the year.

I got pulled over for making a left on a yellow. That was bullshit.

Cleveland loved Zydrunas Ilgauskas, too, and he was never the second-best player on the team. We loved him because he fought through foot surgery to come back and play for the Cavs. That, and he seemed like a regular guy.

No, just weirdly over-protective of her gifted son.

Secretary of the Interior, Ryan “me play joke” Zinke

I’ve played D&D in a tavern.