At least ride a small tricycle behind you.

Then again, he was fouled on the drive.

It’s Oklahoma. What’s he going to hit? A cow?

“Hello” says Mr. Deer.

The point of these laws isn’t usually about changing behavior, though; it’s about giving police a new basis for pulling over suspicious cars or drivers source of revenue.

“We are a society of rules.”

Instead of an apology, I’d give that dipshit school board president a dressing down. I’m a grown-ass man. What is he going to do to me?

Is this really a fault? Can I fix it? Should I fix it?

Being a sociopath has its upside.

Your wife can’t fix her coworkers.

They, and only they, are the “real Americans.” They think that because they are racists.

You’re excusing this behavior by invoking the “standard politician” bogeyman.

The political and social commentary surrounding the turkey were lackluster. This is an unforgivable missed opportunity, so I will not but this game, despite it being very fun to play and beautifully rendered.

You sound jealous of the auto worker’s pay. Maybe you should have gotten a job at an auto plant.

In inflation-adjusted dollars, new cars cost pretty much what they’ve always cost.

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Ever try to make an omelette out of those old eggs? What a mess.

Who cares what kind of coffee they sell at the food court in the lodge?

A hook-up four months before you even knew each other? I don’t see how that’s any more a cause for concern than the fact that they were married is.

Um...floor it and the CVT will keep the tach pegged near the redline.