Okay. I’m calling bullshit.

This is considered to be Unacknowledged error and is way too high.

Gee. The Democrats seem to be able to both reduce the deficit and increase services. So I can only surmise that Republicans choose to both run up the debt and cut services.

35% error in chaotic system modeling is pretty much dead-on.

You don’t think that geothermal phenomenon is factored into our climate models?

That inflatable dolphin is a whore.

Yes, it’s a dumb interior design for a driverless car. They haven’t gotten that far in the development.

Not unlike the back cover of Mad magazine.

What facts?

They weren’t discussing undocumented immigrants at that meeting.

Or, the old standby, “I am deeply offended by the question and the insinuation behind it. Trump is doing more to address the issues surrounding immigration than any other. Next question. We are done with this topic.”

Yes, it’s pretty much the same thing. And we all got to enjoy, “fifty-seven states hur dur” for eight fucking years. So sleep tight, knowing that the F-52 slip isn’t even the most embarrassing thing the President said today, so no one will repeat it for years.

I’d suggest taking the middle ground (aka minimizing error).

This would have nothing to do with Michael Moore’s threat to start fracking within sight of Mar-A-Lago. Just coincidence.

Fuck your bed.

I have boy-girl twins. One is a rail and the other is, um, well-nourished. We eat together as a family almost every night, so they are at least offered a balanced diet.

You can buy jalapeño powder. I have some in my spice cabinet right now.

Mashed potatoes.

Because (a) the lodge is not “wilderness” and (b) people like to buy coffee for themselves.

How much extra trash do you imagine there will be? And why would it increase?