Unless you’re going for GenCon, don’t go during GenCon.

All good people do.

And now I would like to write a thank-you note to my high school chemistry teacher, because we just used the concept of specific heat in real life.

So he’s like Mark Sanchez butt in reverse.

No one with any talent, on the field or off, wants to work for their dumb hillbilly owner. Their only hope is to give John Dorsey full control and a checkbook.

Your last sentence contradicts itself. If the hot wings are less spicy, then they cannot be better.

She may have two problems.

You’d be pissed, too, if you were made to wear a flannel hoodie over a fur coat inside.

They are easy to clean.

...who complain that leftists are unrealistic children, while DINOs...

She has a learning disorder and never could excel in the professional world.

Foam mattresses that get mailed to you are the best.

She could be the learning disabled accountant.

So you’re not stealing if you’re a professional thief?

Yes. Which is why I really dislike the term. It implies that someone like my son will get better. He’s not going to get better.

I did some research and there doesn’t appear to be a Tweet button on that site.

Ahem.

My money is on Jay-Z given how a skinny little kid took the Z-man to the ground with ease the last time he wanted to rumble.

Given all the rule changes in recent years to give a clear advantage to the offense and, in particular, receivers. I’m okay with this.

The tree we put up was bought by my parents before 1980. It may not look like much, but we put lights and ornaments on the thing and it’s fine.