Ohio State last year was better than Alabama this year.

If Wisconsin beat Ohio State, no one would have questioned them getting the four spot.

It’s not a theory. Hell, it’s not even an hypothesis.

Being a piece of shit would explain it.

Ask your dad what the hell he’s done to make him think he deserves a raise.

Republicans are the ones who stand in the way of any and all firearm legislation.

Yes, bullshit.

We made our racist uncle the president.

...if he had killed 600 people, the response would likely have been significantly different...

Perfect. No frikkin’ millennials can check their facespaces when driving that.

Wow!

They don’t have wallets in their pockets, either. They’re in uniform.

Perhaps NFL players should wear necklaces during games.

The Hillary administration has been disappointing.

republicans are going to start moving for impeachment the moment he signs the tax bill

Sumpin’ ain’t right wit’ dat boy.

“If it was good enough for Mark Twain...”
- Sarah Huckabee

But here is the biggest reason Trump’s nasty nickname is racist: because Native Americans said so.

Now, now. Just eat the broken ones and share the rest. Oh fudge, now look. They’re all broken.

If you’re so worried, just break them. Broken cookies have no calories and aren’t at all bad for you. All the bad stuff flies away once the cookie is broken.