Jan-Feb 2018, give or take a couple months.

Tickle them ‘til they puke.

Why should the NFL give a crap about someone’s necklace?

If you don’t get the reference, it’s okay. You don’t have to tell the rest of us.

He could grab it and pull him down by his neck all day. It’s not part of the uniform, so it’s not holding.

Proper PPE would be a facemask, and I’ll deny any hot work permit for that area due to an excess of combustible material.

Conflating Moore trolling for 14-year-olds with someone who actually molests little children does matter.

Like the “Muslim is not a race, so banning them isn’t racism” argument, once you’re arguing pedophilia versus child molestation, you’ve already lost the argument.

Ya gotta ask their mommas first, though, to be polite.

Whereas the magic of the govt paying for it is better?

My reagle.

The correct answer is 2 PM, not 4. You had a small breakfast, if any, and no lunch.

I have to plunge a Cadet 3, maybe once a year.

Efficient!

My premiums have gone from under $200/month to almost $1000/month

Yeah, well, they’re getting sage and that’s that. There was a sale and I had a coupon.

We’re bringing fancy-ass hand soap. Bath and Body Works in festive fragrances.

How to solve problems like an astronaut? Ask ground control to solve it and do what they tell you to do.

Why go to great lengths to save a shirt that’s going to be outgrown in three weeks? Just buy another one the next size up and call it good.

Many suburbs you don’t even have to make the trade-offs you mention.