Or even the mere fact that he claimed to get their mommy’s permission to “date” them.

Absentee ballots are already coming in. Can you cancel an election that’s already started?

I think he’s too candy-assed to hire a whore. Experienced women scare the fuck out of him.

I dunno. As a Browns fan there’s always the thrill of them going for a perfect 0-16 season. They really came close last year.

“Conduct detrimental to the league,” means whatever the League says it means. They don’t need compelling evidence. There’s no legal litmus test whether one’s conduct is detrimental enough.

Actually, I do think he stopped.

She couldn’t have voted against her fucking rapist.

Actually, sore-loser laws keep Strange from running a write-in campaign.

Things are not looking good for my boy Roy.

Stone chips would be a bitch.

Tata Global just sounds slutty.

They have covfefe, but you have to buy it by the case.

I’m with Hannity.

They say, “happy holidays” so fuck those fuckers. To make matters worse, their “holiday” cups don’t depict Santa holding baby Jesus, so they’re all atheists.

11 year old spoiled asshole

The scary thing is that it works so well on our dumbass president.

I’m not a supertaster. I just think IPAs taste bad.

What would a senator do with their time, then?

Put simpler, it’s all a matter of a choice.

I’m in the “if true” camp because I didn’t know this.