“...would the Cowboys let someone play while out on bail...”

I disagree with his politics, but at least Hatch is a functioning adult. Can’t say that for the three ahead of him in line.

We looked at dozens of dogs and finally settled on one. Put her through behavioral tests and she did fine. Brought her home and she snapped at my kids.

This is the correct question.

Go on. Go on. They’re rapists, right?

The simpler explanation is that President Trump is a racist. There is plenty of history to back this up.

I prefer to think of it as a slide whistle. It’s funnier that way.

I mean, the choices are (a) neo-Nazi or (b) a normal person. If you need to hem and haw over that, I have bad news for you.

Because it would be the twelfth time this summer.

There’s a difference between one nut and a full sack of them.

Looks like he used fiberboard. Maybe there’s a Lifehacker article in this: how to repurpose Ikea furniture as shield materials for your next racist parade.

You have the right to free speech, but it comes with a side dish of responsibility and accountability.

The shovel has a greater reach, and can be used during clean up, too.

You’re Irish. You already know to bring a shovel and a bottle of brown.

Winning a dollar at a time.

We forget that western Ohio exists because, maybe, three people live there.

The Heart of it All

If you do have booze at your wedding you’re going to have to accept that someone is going to barf at some point during the reception.

Reminds me of when my wife brought home a pig head that she got (for free) from the butcher. It was a joke, just to see my reaction to unwrapping it (unwrapping things from the butcher and putting them into freezer bags was my job).

As a parent I ran into that.