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There’s also a secondary message here.

The type of person who’d become paralyzed when reading “medium onion” in a recipe are the same ones who scan a keyboard for the “any” key.

T-Bone, Sticks, and Mumbles. I’d watch that once a week.

Most of us are sane and just eyeball it.

It’s the best because it’s olive oil and it’s cheap. Available everywhere.

It’s the best because it’s olive oil and it’s cheap. Available everywhere.

GM’s Newest Electric Car is Only $5300

Tax rates are progressive due to the declining marginal value of money.

When I was twelve, it kinda was.

He actually can’t be indicted.

Their reaction in every single situation I have ever seen, heard, read about, or personally experienced is completely out of proportion to the reality of said situation.

You could replace anyone on that list with a bucket of sand and be better for it.

Well, if he’s functionally incompetent in that gig ...

That’s not a Texas thing. Those are all over. They’re meant to be used with small children and the disabled.

Because of all the laws that allow (encourage?) everyone else to be armed to the teeth everywhere at all times.

Letting them continue competing would if not be silently condoning their behavior, so at least reducing any punishment and atonement to mere gestures.

Another excellent example, made even funnier by Sean Spicer’s response to it:

It looks exactly like a staged photograph by someone who has never done actual work.

It’s better with the typo, somehow.

Hyundais from a decade or so ago were crap, too.

Electing him once is cause to break out the pink needle.