On our trip last week I told my wife to always make sure you can see both front tires of a semi in the rearview mirror before pulling in front of it. She had no idea.

Reminds me of the time when the dog ate a whole pound of Skittles and yacked them up all over the place. Festive, but not for me.

Yep. Either that, or just wait until everyone else is off.

If I have the aisle seat, I’ll stand in the aisle at my row to allow the others in that row to get their stuff without being pushed by those further back. If the person in the opposite aisle seat is doing this, I stay seated.

Probably add light as possible. It costs a lot to launch mass.

No you don’t.

Guns just look scary, by the numbers, cars are 3 times more dangerous.

The 300 I rented a couple weeks ago only had one blow-molded plastic door panel that would hum at us. Fucking Chrysler POS.

Since that house cannot be maintained due to the shutdown, maintenance should have cut off power and water to it as a precaution.

When I was four a twelve-year-old girl buried treasures for me on the beach. Cans of juice, nickels, and what-not. I was a fucking treasure-hunting pirate for a week!

Stop watching your sister’s snot-noses all the time. I hear they’re terrible.

You’re expecting too much from the hillbilly.

I’m a straight male, and given those choices I’d probably go cowboy on the Spice man. The other options are just terrible.

7 million voted for an independent.

Can you even call it a parade in Pittsburgh if there aren’t guns and alcohol involved?

We are at war with health care. Every person who gets to see a doctor is a little loss for us all.

Great. Now I want a purple monkey dishwasher.

Actually, your post “That should read:” makes a very valid point as-is.

I bet he wouldn’t like the class the way I would teach it.