Jeff is the dog’s name. His owner goes by Jeffidiah.

Not only should they pay for their own housing (and live where & how they can afford to live), but I want to kick out the ones living in their offices. Those are our offices. You can’t live there! Act like adults and get a damn apartment or something.

You read that right.

I prefer the more flamboyant Republican Law of Suffering and Death. 

In six months, they’ve gone from fucking over 24 million Americans to 22 million. At this rate, they’ll break even in another eleven years.

Who watches this crap?

Sometimes adults do things that aren’t fun, out of respect for others.

Don’t do what I did once in my early twenties, say yes and then not show up.

I’m a stalk man, myself.

Or you can say you got your astrophysics degree from Liberty University. That’ll take the edge off.

North Coast

... well, just don’t do that.

I never thought of Daft Punk as being particularly talented, but this performance changed my mind. The original is significantly better than this.

10-inch black-and-white. Sure.

I think it’s the same as the cicada cycle.

A lot more pigeon-brained pedestrians wandering into the street, though.

Neat

You can’t legislate away violence like this.

The guy I’m referring to was a Marine MP before leaving the service and becoming a CHiP. At odds with the story here, he tended to avoid pulling over women because they would use the threat of filing sexual harassment charges against him.