Opposing traffic is allowed to enter the intersection on a yellow.

There are intersections where, if you don’t pull into them, you’re not going anywhere. At least, if you pull in, you get one car through.

You’re not supposed to.

The only time you don’t pull in is when the road to the left is blocked to the intersection and doesn’t look like it’s going to clear.

I got a ticket doing that. I took it to court just to call the cop a dipshit.

I taught my daughter how to build cabinets, install tile and toilets, etc. Not that she’s on track to be a plumber or carpenter, but to teach her to not be afraid of these things - that they aren’t magic.

I needed to replace a faucet.

Gibson isn’t on the Cavs anymore.

They’re no Honda or Toyota, that’s for sure.

The ACA was about 2000 pages, not 8000.

I say let the guy on the line take Elon’s job for the same period of time. If he or she does it better, Elon doesn’t get it back.

Please don’t use all this evidence against me as evidence against me.

We (literally) laugh at your attempt at judgment.

Freedom!

You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

They should ask for a multiple of the money back.

The demand curve for most medicine is inelastic.

You mean to tell me you’re not interested in my children’s book based on Frank Zappa lyrics?

If this were LeBron in high school you’d post it.

She thought they were still doing John Belushi.