You’re not supposed to.

The only time you don’t pull in is when the road to the left is blocked to the intersection and doesn’t look like it’s going to clear.

I got a ticket doing that. I took it to court just to call the cop a dipshit.

I taught my daughter how to build cabinets, install tile and toilets, etc. Not that she’s on track to be a plumber or carpenter, but to teach her to not be afraid of these things - that they aren’t magic.

I needed to replace a faucet.

Gibson isn’t on the Cavs anymore.

They’re no Honda or Toyota, that’s for sure.

The ACA was about 2000 pages, not 8000.

I say let the guy on the line take Elon’s job for the same period of time. If he or she does it better, Elon doesn’t get it back.

Please don’t use all this evidence against me as evidence against me.

We (literally) laugh at your attempt at judgment.

Freedom!

You mean to tell me you’re not interested in my children’s book based on Frank Zappa lyrics?

If this were LeBron in high school you’d post it.

She thought they were still doing John Belushi.

Day One he yelled lies at the press and took no quesitons.

Aerospace engineer - did pretty good in college, took shop classes in high school.

My local government just charges you $200 a day if you don’t mow it within a week of receiving notice (and by receiving notice, they mean they put a sign in your yard).

Money and/or blackmail.

So you can collude with the Russians without that pesky press finding out.