Presidential budgets are always DOA. Looks like the Trump administration spent about five minutes on this and called it a day.

No one cares about Carl Sagan’s brother, let alone his hobbies.

The problem is the US doesn’t believe in anything that has public benefit

You’d have to show that his Tweets are among his official duties and not something he does on his own time.

That’s golden.

His kids are no better. Wasn’t it Eric Trump who said that “you wouldn’t understand” his father’s taxes?
Son. I’m more knowledgeable about, well, everything that you’ll ever be. I’m pretty sure I can suss out your father’s tax return. I perused a couple of Hillary and Bill’s and understood them perfectly. They’re less…

Agreed. Ol’ Spicey blew it right out of the gate.

It took them a week to come up with this line, and no one believes a word of it.

and a pocket square isn’t mandatory by any stretch of the imagination

It’s the Pocket Fisherman of bows.

Hey. We’re taking the mirrors from GSFC to JSC now for thermal vac testing.

WHOM should I tip?

I have never, not once, seen anyone selling hotcakes.

Apparently it is that hard if you can’t figure out why this statement is meaningless nonsense.

You’d have just as much trouble proving the number is zero as I’d have proving it isn’t.

Name one terrorist they’ve stopped.

The other protective measures (e.g. reinforced cockpit doors, wary flying public) have been much more effective than the screening has.

Day 5,586 of the TSA and still not a single terrorist caught. 

Agreed on the Roomba 780.

Agreed on the Roomba 780.