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They wasted more time trying to stop her than her victory lap would have taken.

He’s been keeping himself afloat by illegally laundering money for the Russians.

We used to make fun of vice presidents who misspelled three-syllable words.

Black pants and tennis shoes, black performance sweater, wool cap...

I think that was Lindsey Graham’s take: either it’s false, which is bad news for Trump; or it’s true, which is bad news for Trump.

The G-Sync fiasco is why I’ve held off making a new gaming rig.

Of course the tooth fairy is real. You got money, didn’t cha?

Abortions are only for women who can travel internationally.

At this pace, his term in office will be wrapped up by the end of summer.

To be fair, your average Scooby Doo villain knows how to project holograms of ghosts.

The NYT published a story that says Jared Kushner also met with the same Russian ambassador in December, with Gen Flynn.

The ACA wasn’t rushed and everyone had ample time to read the bill before voting. They’re just lazy fucks up on Capitol Hill.

I know a Satanic ritual when I see one.

Double wide stroller, but yeah.

Name a component in an Apple computer that is of higher quality than you can get in a PC.

Without autopilot, it could have been much worse.

It’s cute that you think Apple does something magical or unique when they design computers.

Instead of the hard taco shell, what if you just pinned the half-cooked chicken cutlet with a toothpick? That may work just as well, if not better, and certainly sounds easier.

It may be the best thing on their menu.