They are playing the Jets, are they not?

The Cleveland fan will never reach that certain specialness that is the Boston fan.

Because doing a line of blow and tearing around in a boat while being drunk off his ass are not the actions of a “great kid.”

They cut through the Reds and the Jays like a hot knife through butter, but all the national coverage is how great these Cubs are.

It’s like me, as a Browns fan, getting upset if they lose tomorrow.

I assume you made only solid choices at 24?

you can still be a great kid and get a little drunk and do a little coke

Population: 407 402

There’s nothing like bag grease to bring a smile to one’s face.

...Smashburger [fries] is unequivocally better than Five Guys.

It took less than 24 hours for the first David S Pumpkins costumes to appear for sale.

For the past several years we’ve only gone through one bag of candy. So how many bags of Snickers are there in my freezer? Three.

I just think that people in general tend to think that no one can be smarter than they are. The dumber one is, the more likely they are to believe this about themselves.

...after witnessing Sandusky raping a kid he took a few days to think things over...having done the bare minimum he could have done, he seemed content with the consequences (nothing) and stayed with the program for as long as he could after that.

The fact that he hesitated, while is says something about him, also speaks volumes about the Penn State football program.

That, and the Sheriff’s Star defense.

I don’t think racists are very aware of their racism. They get awful puffy when you point it out to them.

The sarcasm is subtle with this one.

In my son’s case, he doesn’t have the manual dexterity and strength to hold up his pants and piss at the same time. He always uses a stall, though.

If you don’t have a pocketwatch in the pocketwatch pocket, you look like a fucking hilljack. If it has a pocketwatch pocket, you need to wear a pocketwatch.